I had been trying to sell this car like forever! I needed the cash for some urgent transactions.
People will inbox you; send me more pictures, send me pictures of the interior, send me picture of engine...
What even pisses me more are those who ask for Chassis num (VIN). You send and they go silent on you.. Meanwhile they’d check the VIN and realize the car has no issues.. never being in an accident before.. NOTHING!
You should only ask for a VIN at the last stage of the transaction to run your checks to determine if the car is SALVAGE etc etc or not. You don’t even have money to proceed then you are asking for VIN!
I don’t even want to talk about the LAST LAST LAST PRICE people.. they no dey bore me like the chassis num people.
Anyways, then one night around 11pm, I was chatting with a rich friend who had just returned from Canada for a short trip.. dude was like he bought this car on his trip.. he sent me pictures and stuff.. I was like.. Chale.. cool ride... then I remembered I hadn’t even pitched the car to him....so I go like; I have some car locked in my garage.. sending pictures so u send to your network for me.. just in case someone wants to buy for their mum or dad. He says cool.
At 8:20am the next morning, I see 2 missed calls from him. I call back
Him: “Chale u dey house?”..
Me: yea man, sup?
Him: Abi u say the ride dey garage?
Me: yea man..
Him: I dey come see
Less than 15 minutes.. dude arrives from Trassaco with his driver.. he says.. I am taking the car away.. will call you. I say cool.
Around 11:30am.. dude calls.. abi u dey house?
Guys.. I was waiting like a Piller!
Dude arrives and brings me cash!!!! GHC50 Cedi bundles. I wear my “me di wo shorts”, polo, hat, sunshade, step out of the house like a boss and rush to the bank to deposit and initiate my transfers.
May God make all of you rich wai, so you don’t talk plenty.
#MINISTER4HAPPINESS
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